A blonde saw a “¿” on her computer screen and asked another blonde,”How do you do that?” She responded . . .”Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!”
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Did you hear about the blond who thought she discovered that she had a twin sister??
A: She didn’t realize she was looking in a mirror.
A: She didn’t realize she was looking in a mirror.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why can’t a blonde get a drivers license?
A: Because every time the instructor says “Let’s park” she jumps in the back seat.
A: Because every time the instructor says “Let’s park” she jumps in the back seat.
