My 21th Birthday was blessed with lots of sincere greetings, not many presents. =)
I love presents to be frank lor. And no, it’s not the present that matters — it is more about the sensation of unwrapping the present.
My fair share of buka present experiences: KTO’s presents never fail to give you surprise. Rainbow’s presents are the best because it is most likely the stuff you want! Wait a minute… don’t you expect to get a plasma TV set from her though. If it’s a plasma TV toy can, but otherwise you will have to go home and sleep early and dream your sweetest dream haha! Liza, your presents suck, muahahaha!
This year, since I only got a present from Rainbow for my b’day, I might as well share it with you because I am so furious!
Very nice and edgy, right? This time a pyramid-shaped punya birthday present!
The next thing to do… open one of the ends because they are the doors!!
Veli hard to open ahhh!!
After having opened one end, I thought I could peep a bit to see what was inside, mana tahu…
“Prostitution also need money, you think peeping no need to pay electric also can peep ha?”
Rainbowwwww! I couldn’t take that thing out!
Like real pyramid, right? The entrance is spell-bound…once your fingers go in, prakkkz…something eats them up!
OK, I have an idea of preserving the present paper, so that I can reuse it for John’s birthday present this February 29 28.
Like, carefully removing the cello-tape will do…
See? Clever or not?
Oh, shit. After having removed the present paper I just came to realize that…
“Rainbowwwwwwwww! The other end also won’t let that thing out!! Why like that?!?!”
Then… out of the yellow!
Ngo yew bei lei seiiiii!!!
Mother: Siaw eh, Nian Chu 2 take knife for what?
Me: Sissor not knife la!
… … …
Cut cut cut.
Yabadabadooooooooooooo, it’s a hat! A NIKE hat!
LOVE IT, RAINBOW! You know how much I wish to have a (new) hat??? Oh shit, I’m beginning to wonder if Rainbow has telepathic! Can read my mind, very dangerous le.
Chief Executive Officer: “Lai lai lai, I want you to be the spokesperson of NIKE. Now strike a cool pose and give our fans a NIKE smile.”
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