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Unwrapping Rainbow’s Present

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Jan 30, 2006
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My 21th Birthday was blessed with lots of sincere greetings, not many presents. =)

I love presents to be frank lor. And no, it’s not the present that matters — it is more about the sensation of unwrapping the present.

My fair share of buka present experiences: KTO’s presents never fail to give you surprise. Rainbow’s presents are the best because it is most likely the stuff you want! Wait a minute… don’t you expect to get a plasma TV set from her though. If it’s a plasma TV toy can, but otherwise you will have to go home and sleep early and dream your sweetest dream haha! Liza, your presents suck, muahahaha!

This year, since I only got a present from Rainbow for my b’day, I might as well share it with you because I am so furious!


Very nice and edgy, right? This time a pyramid-shaped punya birthday present!

The next thing to do… open one of the ends because they are the doors!!


Veli hard to open ahhh!!

After having opened one end, I thought I could peep a bit to see what was inside, mana tahu…


“Prostitution also need money, you think peeping no need to pay electric also can peep ha?”

Rainbowwwww! I couldn’t take that thing out!


Like real pyramid, right? The entrance is spell-bound…once your fingers go in, prakkkz…something eats them up!

OK, I have an idea of preserving the present paper, so that I can reuse it for John’s birthday present this February 29 28.


Like, carefully removing the cello-tape will do…


See? Clever or not?

Oh, shit. After having removed the present paper I just came to realize that…


“Rainbowwwwwwwww! The other end also won’t let that thing out!! Why like that?!?!”

Then… out of the yellow!


Ngo yew bei lei seiiiii!!!


Mother: Siaw eh, Nian Chu 2 take knife for what?

Me: Sissor not knife la!


… … …


Cut cut cut.


Yabadabadooooooooooooo, it’s a hat! A NIKE hat!

LOVE IT, RAINBOW! You know how much I wish to have a (new) hat??? Oh shit, I’m beginning to wonder if Rainbow has telepathic! Can read my mind, very dangerous le.


Chief Executive Officer: “Lai lai lai, I want you to be the spokesperson of NIKE. Now strike a cool pose and give our fans a NIKE smile.”

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Happy Dog Year

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Jan 28, 2006
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First of all, Happy Chinese New Year people. As I am typing this, the sound of firecrackers is adding an extraordinary impact to my mood. I’m lovin’ it!

I’m lovin’ every single thing about CNY from reunion dinner to visiting friends to getting ang paus and to hearing the boom boom! For those of you who are chinese and hate chinese new year without any valid reason, I pity you. You suck. Why don’t you migrate to the US and bleach yourselves into MJ #2 instead?

So basically,


  • If you hated CNY from the very beginning but have learnt to appreciate it, you rock.

  • If you liked CNY whenyoung (and/or had lit firecrackers before) but act like you’re a Jap now to be unable to accept the idea of CNY, I hope your mom serve you a plateful of shit during reunion dinner.


Today is CNY eve, which is my birthday as well. It makes me super happy to have received so much birthday greetings from friends. Rainbow, thanks for the present. I have not yet unwrapped it (”p)


Rainbow’s present. Very wu xim! Thanks o!

Below are the smses I received from my buddies! Thanks so much everyone!

Wendy Low: “Message in a Bottle: Sending my concern to U. Though we may not see each otheroften but I greet you 1st HaPpy BirTHDaY 2006..!!Hv a nice day! from wenDY.”

Ah Fat: “Hi mr.Kenneth bside wanna wish u a happy b’day oso wan 2 wish u happy CNY.kind of special lah ur b’day cos it’s on CNY eve :b May ur wish shine above d sky^@^”

Lim Nak Wen: “happu birthday. u ald 21 yrs old. I wish u got a gf earlier n married. =) also wish u happy new yr. see u.”

Alfred Ling: “Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday to brother… Happy birthday to you!!!”

Sheau Han: “Dang…Dang…2day is ur 21 yesrs old birthday o!wats ur wishes?happy birthday o..wish u all the best n happy chinese new yesr !! :p+:>=U”

Alice: “Hello birthday boy!!! Happy birthday to you,happy birthday to you,happy birthday to you..Happy birthday to dc!! Hello pal, a year older lo..Haha..Enjoy ur bday and reunion day with ur family ^o^ hope we can meet soon…Miss u guys! Happy new year!!!”

Rainbow: “3,2,1!It’s 28.01.06!Wat’s up?CNY eve?Wahaha, it’s a special day!祝智偉生日快樂!記得許願噢! I pray4 d good health of u,有個美好的一天﹗要永遠快樂安康, 心想事成, 21 歲生日快樂!”

Liza: “Can I stay in your inbow and wait till 18/01/2006 to wish you a happy birthday?”

Candy: “Hapy bday2u,hapy bday2u,hapy kenneth,hapybday2u…make ur wish o…hehe.V old lo..21 liao.Haiz..”

Since it is a year of dog, WK would like to present to you…







And last but definitely not least…


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WK Presents…Geisha-styled Wallpaper

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Jan 27, 2006
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Make Money OnlineHi, I'm Kenneth Lee. I practice sincere blogging and I share my most honest reviews and thoughts. What goes around comes around - I believe the effort we put into building certain things will come back to determine the kind of outcome we deserve. This blog serves both make money online (left column) and personal (right) niches.

Vanity takes on me tonight, so here, I present to you, my D.I.Y Geisha-styled wallpaper hahaha!


Nice? Click to download (right click & save image as). Aiyo since when I’m so vain de?? Rainbow, Liza and KTO, this is for you all!

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