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Avian Influenza Hitting UTAR?

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Feb 27, 2006
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Just kidding.

But I’m not sure — it could happen anyways. Because on Jan 24th (last Friday), 4 birds or so suddenly fell down from heaven and plunged themselves to death in UTAR compound.


Dead birds attracting a numbers of paparazzi journalists from The Star, Sin Chew Daily, etc.


Jan: You know why they fall from the sky?

Me: Avian flu lo…

Jan: WRONG. Yesterday was ladies’ night. So they got drunk.



I took a close-up shot of this drunken bird despite my friend’s warning not to go so near!


Quarantine these people quick!


Key Hou: Nan Yang Siang Pau got feature an article about the dead birds in UTAR.

Key Hou: It says…a curious student went near to take a snap at the dead bird!

Key Hou: Must be you one!


After a friggin’ hour…


Mi Mi Lok Lok

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Short clip of dead birds in UTAR, featuring the founder of WK, haha!
(Credit: Miki; AVI Format)

My World is Like Upside Down (Part II)

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Feb 22, 2006
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This is actually a followup of My World is Like Upside Down (Part I).

I’m coming out with a Part II because obviously my new life in UTAR is still upside down and I’m lovin’ it! Muahaha!

I don’t have a camera over here. So consequently my readers will miss out loads of stuff, hahahahah. Too bad. But the day before yesterday Miki — my friend from Broadcasting had a digi cam with her, so naturally lots of photos have been taken.

First of all, Miki’s pictures are LEAKED once again, exclusively on WK! Hahaha. And this time being a superhot, never-before-seen and privite picture of Miki!

2 Fast 2 Furious style!


Ipoh girl Miki and me.

And next I introduce to you a good friend of mine — round round de — his name Ah Jon aka Leap Chuan (second sound in Chinese phonetics haaha!)

Of course I have also the One Short One Tall (OSOT) Style.


One head shorter, fang qi ba, no need to try to compete with me liao.

And next my coursemate Grace. Her name is Grace and yet during a book review presentation last Tuesday the title of her book was Killing Grace.

Proudly present to you Uncle and Auntie Smith style:


Waliu Grace, since when you begin to look so angelic??

That is why, after Grace has started to apply her secret curry paste on her pimples, her pimples are all gone! Better than Oxy 10 right?

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So I’ll proceed to Piggy Copperfield, the #2 magic illusionist of UTAR. Why #2 le, you may ask. Because, my fellow readers, the #1 magic illusionist has to be the infamous founder of WK ma, stoopid!

You see, she claimed her name to be Piggy, but the problem is that I don’t even know her real name yet damnit! That is how powerful and mysterious Miss Piggy Copperfield is.

Bak Chiu (Eyes) Sat Sat Style:


You can’t see Piggy’s legs, but she is actually floating…

One of Piggy’s tricks will be performed LIVE in WK, promise!

Below is my coursemate Sheau Han, therefore…

Mr. & Mrs Gong Gong punya Style:


Look at Sheau Han. Hahahhahahahaha!

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And next — it’s 18PG UNCENCORED. Leap Chuan’s handset:


And last but definitely not least…muahahahha!

Ham Chi Peng Face Style


I will keep you guys updated again, see ya. Piggy’s trick to follow!
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