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Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Mar 28, 2008
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Very embarrassing indeed, if you don’t have sufficient money to pay things!!

Yesterday I intended to buy something light from a cafeteria to munch on, but accidentally got attracted to the appetizing chapfan there.

Changed my mind and had my early lunch alone, forgetting that there were only RM3 and some coins left in my wallet.

I happily took some fried lau she fan, an egg and some meat. Showed my chapfan to the uncle at the counter, who had to press on the calculator long before he quoted me the price,

“RM4.30, leng zai.”


And it suddenly hit my mind at that instant that I only had less than RM4 left! HOW?!

I felt pissed and helpless. Why must they charge a leng zai so much for a plate of chapfan, right?!

Then the very much needed survival instinct kicked in just in time when I was most in need.

“HAR?! Why so expensive one??!”


I asked in a pretentiously shocked and loud voice, hoping he would give me a cheaper price because I didn’t want to be known as that-idiot-who-didn’t-bring-enough-money. Uncle pretended to not have heard what I asked.

“Ya, RM4.30,” he repeated.

“But there are only one meat and one egg. How can it be RM4.30?” I defended, although I knew the portion of my chapfan was kind of big and the price rational.

He looked at me in a rather ridiculous manner like I had just demanded to marry his daughter. He probably thought I came from a background of typical taukehs and taukeh-nios, who have the tendency to bargain like there is no tomorrow.

“OK lah, I give you RM3.80 lah.”

With that, it got my way out from an embarrassing moment. The amount of money left was just enough to cover my lunch!

All smiles, with no need to wash plates for him. Muahahah!

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Heavenly Music By…

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Mar 25, 2008
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Was happily listening to Gary Chao’s Wu Gu (loosely translated as ‘Innocence’) for an hour or so when all of a sudden, my god-brother came and nudged me on MSN, telling me some kind of lame jokes.

I asked him not to kao cha me while I listened to the heavenly music. He said ok.

Then someone else came to nudge me again for no apparent reason. I changed my MSN status from ‘busy’ to ‘away’.

In less than five minutes, TWO MORE PERSONS NUDGED ME AGAIN!

WAH. PIANG. EH.


THEY CAN’T LET ME, FOR ONCE, HAVE SOME QUALITY TIME AND TAU JUI A BIT IN THE MUSIC FROM HEAVEN MEH??!

Seems like I’m having a lot of rants lately. I must keep reminding myself not too rant too much on a public platform.

Just before some of you come and tell me I am being out-of-date with my choice of song, I am not lor.

I received the track months ago from my sister, who claimed it to be “very, very nice.”

I gave it only one listen (I fast-scrolled the song anyways) and simple said to her, “Not nice, like shit.”

She replied, “No taste.”

Aiyah, taste needs time to grow on anyone, right? That’s why it took me so damn long to fully appreciate this song! Considering the fact that I don’t quite listen to slow songs, this is already such a miracle can?

Anyway, I asked my Hong E to search for the lyrics for me so that I could could memorise and sing this song during future k-sessions, ahaha!

无辜

也许这是最后的考验 当我再度遇见了你
是命运綑绑了我们 还是爱情相信了记忆
你的欺骗没有让我掉下眼泪
爱本善变的痛楚并非你的罪
爱是无辜的风筝 拉着最在乎的人
情已逝 我还在 注定一个人流浪
爱是断线的风筝 挣脱一开始的梦
黑暗中一步步的坠落红尘
给不起的是你的天真 为了他 你学会否认
不承认你给过青春 曾经爱过我的每一分
我多伤心宁成全你和他的吻
只好对自己的痛楚不负责任
爱是无辜的风筝 拉着最在乎的人
情已逝 我还在 注定一个人流浪
爱是断线的风筝 挣脱一开始的梦
黑暗中一步步的坠落红尘
无法挽救的温存
我是残破的风筝
宁愿在遥远的天空
看你转过身决定去实现你和他的承诺
爱是无辜的风筝 拉着最在乎的人
情已逝 我还在 注定一个人流浪
爱是断线的风筝 挣脱一开始的梦
黑暗中一步步的坠落红尘
也许这是最后的考验 当我再度遇见了你

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Sick lah!

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Mar 22, 2008
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TMD.


Medicines are making me look as sleepy as a bobdog! How to do assignments like that??!

I woke up the day before yesterday with a sore throat, knowing pretty much I deserved it! Why not? These are what I rammed down my throat in 8 hours’ time on Wednesday:


4 slices of Domino pizza
8 fat pieces of kinjio kueh
1 Sundae
A big plate of fried rice (cost me a bloody RM12 ok!)
Some fried mee my friend was unable to finish


Die or not you say?!

Yesterday I skipped two classes and walked all the way to Section 14 to see a doctor. I asked the doctor if I could apply for an MC.


Doctor: Why do you need an MC?
Me: For my uni. In fact I’m skipping some classes now as I’m talking to you.
Doctor: Why do you skip classes?
Me:


OMG!


I almost died. Can you not ask your patient stupid questions like this Dr. Yoong?! My first reply wasn’t obvious meh??

Damn, I know I’m gonna lose some weight in days to come because I always do every time I get sick.

My mom might be reading this entry away (she unfortunately performs surveillance on me via my blog — you say she’s smart or what!) and will probably call me out of fear that I turn into bones.

So let’s just jia jia a bit and pretend I’m this meaty lah:

chaoahbeng.jpg
Photoshopped chao ah beng-themed photo.

p/s: It is an old pix and don’t worry, the horrendous hairstyle is gone.

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