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Fatwa on Yoga?

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Oct 31, 2008
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LMAO. See what I read here? Funny not?

Halloween 2008

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Oct 26, 2008
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Several more days to go. This year I plan to dress up as a Josh Lim and don a fake, 1-meter-high forehead going from house to house to deliver the long-overdue cheques of clients.

On second thoughts maybe not. What if I bumped into a thousand angered clients who threw eggs at me ar? If I saw him a brick would be flying his way already, maybe on his large forehead.

NOW WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHEQUE?


It has been ten months! And my cheque, of which its status has been marked “Sent” a donkey months ago, has yet to be received.

Josh Lim, like I said in an email to you, the cost of retaining existing customers is up to seven times cheaper than that of attracting new ones.

Telling people they’re involved in click frauds and giving lots of other lame excuses will not make people any less doubtful on your overused yet FAILED strategies, and also your company’s credibility.

So this Halloween, I’mma turn myself into a hungry Western ghost to haunt this Josh Lim in order to get back the advertising money I deserve.

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On a totally different note, I came across the cheapest icing cake I have ever seen. It’s neither too small nor too big; weighs about 400 grammes.

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And I bought it for RM3.50 only! Cheap.


Me, Hong E, and Lala went to watch international film “10 Commandments Promises to My Dog” the other day.

People called it touching, but please ler, the awkward acting during the supposedly “touching” scene was totally anti-climax. The same ol’ “newly found appreciation after something is lost” element is bloody boring! Got satisfactory visual though.

International films are not usually preferred by the mass, so this kinda explains why the hall was empty when we went in. It immediately struck Lala that it would be a good time to cam-whore.

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Orked and Mukhsin at GSC.

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Of course I lied, the only one caught cam-whoring first was actually me.

Anyway I’m going to Klang later today. I heard Tengku Kelana is very happening (Deepavali is tomorrow) and I want to buy a cheap set of Kurta from there.

I wanna take this opportunity to wish my Indian friends out there a Happy Dewali! Treat me Indian candy when I visit, haha!

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UPDATE:


I wrote a Halloween post two years ago mocking Xiaxue (without malice though). You can see the post here.

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