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“Jakarta Undercover” English Version?

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Apr 27, 2009
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Make Money OnlineHi, my name is Kenneth Lee. I practice sincere blogging and I share my most honest reviews and thoughts. What goes around comes around - I believe the effort we put into building certain things will come back to determine the kind of outcome we deserve. This blog serves both make money online (left column) and personal (right) niches.

People these days have nothing better to do and seem to be all jumping on the “How well do you know So-and-so” bandwagon on Facebook.

That’s plain idiotic and bullshit.

So what if I scored 100% on the so-called quiz? Got prize to get ah? Does scoring 100% necessary mean I know a person 100%? Or does inability to score 100% mean I don’t know someone well?

There are some funny stuff though, which includes…

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Ass or breasts?!


Can’t figure out, can you?

Talk about assets… Yesterday while killing time at Kinokuniya (got three hours to kill before movie started, more below), I stumbled upon:

Moammar Emka - Jakarta Undercover

For those of you who are clueless, Jakarta Undercover II is one of the three series that I discovered are best sellers in Indonesia, and the one I read was an English version.

The author — a DJ if I didn’t read wrongly — went to write about his “love spree” a.k.a. “stand one nite” (stop telling me it’s “one-nite stand”) experiences in different places around Jakarta, in the series I read. I presume the other two series also dwell on his sexual experiences as well?

Subjects include Middle Eastern girls, China girls, sexy stripper, and also gay and lesbian individuals. It is just amazing how this DJ just went from place to place, had sex, and translated the experiences into three books.

And of course I learned a great deal out of it! A female pimp is called a mammi. If the female pimp’s name is, say, Lily, normally “Mammi Lily” is what customers will address her.

Hahahahhaha!

But customers don’t actually have fun (read sex) with a mammi. A customer will request from the mammi, who will handle a group of, say, 20 prostitutes, the one girl that is closest to what he wants.

What about a blonde with a pair of 32D, mammi? Ahahaha!

Okay, don’t call me a pervert because I’m just kinda summarising what the book says what!

Found that book an interesting read and later managed to find the pdf version of the three series online. Sad thing being they are all in Bahasa Indonesia, which also means only the original, untranslated version of the three series are currently floating around the net.

Anyone has the English version ah?

Coming Soon the movie

I mentioned about having had three hours to kill before movie started. Watching “Coming Soon” baby!

I think it was the best horror film I have watched since 2007! Visual was scarier than I thought and I love that they don’t merely depend on sound effect to scare the hell out of you like what you can find in most horror flicks, but the visual really played its part!

Some bimbotic girls sitting in front of me ended up adding extra sound effect to the movie and using a shawl to cover their eyes.

I felt like just bulldosing them out of the hall! Eh what the hell is wrong with you girls?

If you are going to cover your eyes better don’t watch right?


I guess some girls are just as hypocritical and confused as Perez Hilton!

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Listen to Howard Stern Exposing a Screeching Beyonce

Posted by Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Apr 24, 2009
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Make Money OnlineHi, my name is Kenneth Lee. I practice sincere blogging and I share my most honest reviews and thoughts. What goes around comes around - I believe the effort we put into building certain things will come back to determine the kind of outcome we deserve. This blog serves both make money online (left column) and personal (right) niches.

Howard Stern recently exposed — on a segment of his satellite radio show — a supposed raw, unedited, “board mix” of Beyonce’s “If I Were A Boy” from her “Today Show” performance last year.

It was said that the clip you’re going to listen to below was her actual vocals in the “hot mic” never intended for the audience to hear.

TMZ said the recording is “what a cat sounds like when it’s being strangled.”



Haha!

But the recording was later revealed as a fake. The person behind the screaming rendition of “If I Were A Boy” admitted to TMZ that it was a hoax.

Beyonce’s father cum manager got pissed off upon finding out the news. He said “haters are idiot” for ever doubting his daughter’s vocal abilities.

Seriously? Just because people doubt your daughter’s vocal abilities, they’re automatically haters? You are a bigger idiot, Mr. Matthew Knowles!

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Three Blogging Goals That Barely Go Together

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Make Money OnlineHi, my name is Kenneth Lee. I practice sincere blogging and I share my most honest reviews and thoughts. What goes around comes around - I believe the effort we put into building certain things will come back to determine the kind of outcome we deserve. This blog serves both make money online (left column) and personal (right) niches.

This is a guest post by Andy Bacon from Online Business Opportunities.

There are hundreds of reasons why a person would start a blog. Maybe you want to be famous. Maybe you want to share your knowledge with the world. Or maybe you just want to get rich.

These are all great reasons to blog, but if you want to be successful you must decide what outcome you want in exchange for all your valuable time and effort. The fact is all three of these goals do not necessarily go together.

For example, don’t strive to be famous and then expect the riches will flow naturally. There are lots of famous people who are almost penniless.

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A good example is old actors who still have name recognition but have no money because they haven’t done a movie in twenty years. They are famous but they can no longer convert the recognition into monetary value. Just because the world knows your name does not mean you can gain fortune from your fame.

Likewise, if you are blogging to share your knowledge and your view of life with the world you may not become famous or rich. The problem is people may not really be interested in what you have to say or they may not think it is worth paying for. I am sure your opinions and views are important but unfortunately the people surfing on the web may not agree.

Lastly, you do not need to be famous or share your views in your blog to get rich. All you have to do is give your customers what they want. The key is to recognise the need your customers have and then charge them to fill it. That is all there is to it.

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People are concerned about themselves and, as American sales trainer Zig Ziglar said, “you can get anything you want in this world if you just help enough other people get what they want.”

Andy Bacon writes at the Online Business Opportunities blog where you can learn the honest way to make money online.

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