People these days have nothing better to do and seem to be all jumping on the “How well do you know So-and-so” bandwagon on Facebook.
That’s plain idiotic and bullshit.
So what if I scored 100% on the so-called quiz? Got prize to get ah? Does scoring 100% necessary mean I know a person 100%? Or does inability to score 100% mean I don’t know someone well?
There are some funny stuff though, which includes…
Ass or breasts?!
Can’t figure out, can you?
Talk about assets… Yesterday while killing time at Kinokuniya (got three hours to kill before movie started, more below), I stumbled upon:
For those of you who are clueless, Jakarta Undercover II is one of the three series that I discovered are best sellers in Indonesia, and the one I read was an English version.
The author — a DJ if I didn’t read wrongly — went to write about his “love spree” a.k.a. “stand one nite” (stop telling me it’s “one-nite stand”) experiences in different places around Jakarta, in the series I read. I presume the other two series also dwell on his sexual experiences as well?
Subjects include Middle Eastern girls, China girls, sexy stripper, and also gay and lesbian individuals. It is just amazing how this DJ just went from place to place, had sex, and translated the experiences into three books.
And of course I learned a great deal out of it! A female pimp is called a mammi. If the female pimp’s name is, say, Lily, normally “Mammi Lily” is what customers will address her.
Hahahahhaha!
But customers don’t actually have fun (read sex) with a mammi. A customer will request from the mammi, who will handle a group of, say, 20 prostitutes, the one girl that is closest to what he wants.
What about a blonde with a pair of 32D, mammi? Ahahaha!
Okay, don’t call me a pervert because I’m just kinda summarising what the book says what!
Found that book an interesting read and later managed to find the pdf version of the three series online. Sad thing being they are all in Bahasa Indonesia, which also means only the original, untranslated version of the three series are currently floating around the net.
Anyone has the English version ah?
I mentioned about having had three hours to kill before movie started. Watching “Coming Soon” baby!
I think it was the best horror film I have watched since 2007! Visual was scarier than I thought and I love that they don’t merely depend on sound effect to scare the hell out of you like what you can find in most horror flicks, but the visual really played its part!
Some bimbotic girls sitting in front of me ended up adding extra sound effect to the movie and using a shawl to cover their eyes.
I felt like just bulldosing them out of the hall! Eh what the hell is wrong with you girls?
If you are going to cover your eyes better don’t watch right?
I guess some girls are just as hypocritical and confused as Perez Hilton!
