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Dear FACES/Advertlets,
I think I deserve the 1G iPod shuffle in silver.
While blogger king Kenny Sia has had his iPod like two years ago, I still do not have one even in the sophisticated year of Teh-Tarik-in-Space 2007.
While 5x hot mom Chan Li Lian (for some reason she reminds me of Lilian Too) supposedly already has an iPod by now, and is fierce enough to have said, “If I am getting an iPod, I want the max… Not 4GB, I want 30GB,” why is a 22-year-old young boy like me so suaku and not having one?
Li Lian is the hottest one in the pix.
Even that dictator US President George W. Bush has an iPod ler!!! And why does a glam young boy like me still not have one?
OHMYMOTHERFREAKINGGOD!
What has this world turned into already! How can 81-year-old Queen Lizzie also a proud owner of a silver iPod mini!! Is she kidding me or not!!!
FACES/Josh Lim, OMG, you know that I officially need to have one by now. Tsunami is hitting Penang and Michael Jackson now a white — the world is getting abnormal and needs to be brought back on track. How can you let older generation outdo the younger one in having an iPod this time?
You know, while some crazy Angmohs out there came out with various tests that that felt would “ultimately leave the nano lifeless,” including:
- Sitting on the iPod nano
- Dropping it while jogging (4-6mph)
- Dropping at various speeds: 8-10mph (slow bicycle), 15-20mph (fast bicycle), 30mph (slow car), and 50mph (fast car)
- Dropping the nano from various heights.
… you know what I ain’t no crazy people like the nut above, and that you ain’t making no wrong decision by sending me 1G iPod shuffle so that I can keep it safe for you.
With Love,
Kenneth “Definite” Lee
Kenneth “Definite” Lee
p/s: This post is written to enable me to participate in this contest. George Bush has been killed in the middle of writing this post.
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