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By Sang Kancil Badawi on Jul 8, 2008 | Reply
Sex and the C4
Sodomy is a useful word
recently said and heard,
in Malaysian homes and offices
it’s all about famous orifices.
What is going on, you wonder
when Bala steals the thunder,
finger pointing the magic word
to the delight of a horny herd
Organs united, names forgotten?
VIPs are really rotten
Saifool he knows and did not know
doubts about Aminah begin to grow
of whose loose lips he was afraid
but liked her other end instead;
of course he knew it wasn’t right
but it felt so good and tight!
You could not hump like Greeks
the Hindenburg’s fat cheeks;
what her hubby found so succulent
was making Rosmah trucculent.
And so she thought, the time was due
for a nice Mongolian barbecue.
Enter the analyst, not so anal,
who found the girl too banal;
fearing supernatural harm
from her juicy feminine charm,
he hired Bala straightaway
to keep the honeytrap at bay
but private dicks were of no match
for Aminah’s superlative snatch
and now that Najib had had his fill,
he would not share the till;
right after the submarine deal,
Aminah’s fate he would seal.
Now Rosmah had one idea
on how to kenakan dia
“Let’s bomb the bombshell,
let’s send her to hell.”
Thus perished the hapless beauty
after translation and booty duty;
now Rosmah’s ass was happy
until one blogger got yappy;
this Hindenburg nearly caught fire
yet to sue she has no desire.
But Najib’s part in this murder
will travel much further;
despite his media actions
and one or two retractions,
some questions will remain
a big part of his bane–
how did Altantuya really die?
and why did he have to lie?
Did he pay off Bala savvily,
or threaten to C4 his family?
What acts could be more despised?
With his money, we’re not surprised;
after all, he’s such a bully beast,
to him and him alone, at least,
magic words that cannot apply–
are useful for making rivals die.
By Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Jul 8, 2008 | Reply
Wow, Sang Kancil Badawi — how did you come out with the poem!? So creative lar!
Update: For safety’s sake I had to disable your comment. Sorry lah, I don’t wish to be detained.
By No Country For Old Politicians on Jul 11, 2008 | Reply
All the fuss in a nutshell…
http://inthebloodybowelsofhell.blogspot.com/
By Tukbugis on Jul 11, 2008 | Reply
what comment is that that is so gempar?
i’m curious now
By Kenneth "Definite" Lee on Jul 11, 2008 | Reply
No Country For Old Politicians, I didn’t see the link, I didn’t see the link, lol…
Tukbugis, you can refer to the comment right above you. The reason why I didn’t let the poem show up is mainly because I don’t wish to be sued for defamation or detained under the Sedition Act, or whatever the gov can think of. The poem also contains the word sodomee, and Google penalizes websites with that keyword to my surprise (this blog has been penalized for writing paid post and I have applied for PR reconsideration).